MCU quotes that hurt in hindsight of Infinity War (insp.)
make me choose → @drbobbimorse asked: Dora Milaje or Amazons or Valkyrior
the harry potter books rated by mentions of how handsome sirius is
- philosopher's stone: no direct mention of sirius but hagrid gives harry a photo album with pictures of his parents and you know sirius is being actively handsome in at least a third of them (5/10)
- chamber of secrets: a hollow, empty book (-10/10)
- prisoner of azkaban: uncle vernon disapproves of sirius' hair at the beginning of the book which means it looks sufficiently punk rock even after twelve years in prison. harry thinks sirius looks handsome in the photo from his parent's wedding day and hp is super pissed off at that point so it must be an objective fact; other than that not a great time for sirius or his #look (7/10)
- goblet of fire: sirius looks good even when his face is made of flames. feels true and right. (8/10)
- order of the phoenix: an entire flashback devoted to the "casual elegance" of sirius' hair and how good-looking he is. at one point he looks "rather haughty and bored, but very handsomely so". excellent stuff jkr. would get full marks except for my inability to accept the end of this book (9.5/10)
- half-blood prince: one can only hope that sirius is keeping it fresh up in wizard heaven but who can say for sure (2/10)
- deathly hallows: sirius is described as carelessly handsome in a photo, although im personally skeptical about how careless it was. ghost sirius is tall and handsome, as per usual. (8/10)
“the truth is
you were born for you.
you were wanted by you.
you came for you.
you are here for you.
your existence is yours.
y e s .”
zutara
